Barbed gloves forever.
These gloves designed by Sruli Recht are a good analogy for marriages. You make a commitment, and stick with it. Breaking out of them means a lot of pain and destruction. If you’re in bad luck they will take half of yours (the skin) with them.
TL;DR: Gloves with barbs on the inside. Will have to last you forever.
http://store.srulirecht.com/products/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341
Are you a torture device or fashion? DECIDE!