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Posts Tagged ‘xmas’

Date Wars 2010 @ SMBC

January 4th, 2010 by flinz

Having survived all of the xmas’ and newyear’s drinking and eating, I’m back in front of a math book. Oh the joy.

Still, a late happy new year/whoot, welcome to the future to all of you.

A good time to point you to the excellent Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal web comic. If you like xckd (a little at least) you will LOVE this for its constant quality of strips (please at least check out this one, it has me laughing everytime i reread it) and also the occasional video sketch – like the latest effect-laden date wars/battle of the sexes:

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Muscle March (Wii): Gheys Anatomy

December 22nd, 2009 by flinz

Just shortly before christmas I stumble upon another reason to love japanese creativity. Muscle March for Wii is one of the many games in that genre where you, 5 other nearly naked bodybuilders and a panda run through as many walls of Tokyo as you can, without being knocked out by one. Sounds familiar?

It does sound awesome and ghey? And at only 8 bucks it’s a perfect present for your loved one not.

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japan, nintendo, xmas

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The xmas fight club: Round 1/4

December 2nd, 2009 by flinz

Week one of our pre-christmas fight for getting all those presents in time. Time for some senseless distraction: enter the crippled masters!

Their contestant is the ever famous fight scene from Tom Yum Goong/The Protector (If you haven’t seen it, watch this first! Btw: god bless HD video), in a skillful videogame sfx recut with highly catchy yet ridiculous Fist of the Northstar music in background. This will make you get out of bed, even on a rainy winter’s day, I promise:

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fight, kungfu, violence, xmas

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DEATH before christmas

December 20th, 2006 by flinz

Spam killed the little samurai
Posted to pieces
He swore revenge

- canonical developer proverb, dated 2006

Comments now turned off.
Bless the intarweb 2.0.

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Christmas ordentlich auf

December 26th, 2004 by flinz

Merry Christmas (and most probably) a happy new ear to everybody out there. All will be fine. Everything turns to the better every new year. Thats why we all can maintain that wonderfully bright outlook on the future of ourselves and the world.
But enough of this. Now for the really important things:

1. teh littlesamuraidispenser
Whats going on with teh LSD? A lot i’d normally say, but nothing i will admit. (confused sentences, i love them) One thing is for sure, something will have to happen, as loadtimes slow down and the number of updates decreases. I might change it into some strictly ranting thing and hand the galleries over to the better written animalbeach.net for now.. Or i might recode the whole thing. Something will happen, so be’eth sure!

2. staddtheater and woanders
Whats going on with teh Kultur? It’s ALL DEAD! stadttheater
has been beaten, crippled, decapitated and defamed. And closed, on top of all. Sad, we say. Didn’t even get to walk on it’s own to feet, now lain back to sleep, watchful in Erdings very heart it moans in grief. So many young people went right into it. So many came out of it delighted (and drunk some of them, we admit). It liked that, so it did.
Now that many of us emigrated to munich it has to finally be stated: check out the woandersclub if you want something a bit different from the rest munich has to offer us. Far from the thousands of “tre-chick” idiots doing their moves along with DJ Helmut. No more of that i say, so i do. So go there and support em.

3. mirsanguadia
All i have to say is: “greizzefixischlogdiedregsscheibnjetzei!” (mirsanguadia, abteilung: aberbesondersihr; jetzt sind wir doch schlagende verbindung)

see you soon,
with love and care and all of that,
flinz

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the “oh god” of hangovers

December 9th, 2003 by flinz

Before we get to the first christmas post this year (if you’re not into christmas, you may skip the middle paragraph. Allthou it’s rather short about christmas. There’s also some jazz in it, which you wouldn’t wanna miss really1 ):

Posting frenzy is going into its third week, coming along quite good still. Anybody noticed a increasing regularity in postings here at the good old littlesamurai? Dexter did, and envious as he is, he immediately promised to catch up with his 1000 mile long list of intellectual, inspiring things to write about. Way to go dexter, here’s one for you: ED-CAN-DANCE-N.
Where is he anyway, the ‘ol japanese brat called littlesamurai? Anybody seen him? EVER? So, first thing is I call up for a little DESIGN CONTEST! Design your very personal littlesamurai in person, may be in a logo or just a figure we could use somewhere in our design. And, as it’s christmas, next to being officially mentioned here and getting to see your creation every visit, you may also get HUUGE PRIZES [thanks matte] if you win. Design us a christmas version of your littlesamurai and get free kisses from dexter and me as well.

But now for the christmassive introduction: Speaking of christmas, I just love it getting cold outside. Of course sometimes (especially on bikes) it’s quite.. um.. cold. But then again, how good is it to have a warm cup of tea, curled up inside 3 blankets reading a book? The fun we all have, getting all out little accessoires on us, the hat, the gloves, the scarf – OH, and don’t miss the [this was CENSORED, for further information send me an inquiry or write a sad letter to santa], what an ingenious invention they are. What a bass in those magnets. What beauty in those slowly descending, playfully gliding white particles. Mist. Whiteness. Food. Mom’s turkey. Oh boy. How good. What a sentimental mood. And I just discovered SCOLOHOFO. Yes, it’s John Scofield (g), Dave Holland (b), Joe Lovano (sax) und Al Foster (dr). TOGETHER! My god. Can’t wait to dig this record tonight, all you jazz-cats know what I mean *cough*.

Enough of christmas sentiment for now. Second to last, here’s the cheesiest christmas picture ever. And, what I wanted to post in first place finally comes in last, a brilliant quote:

“It is said that the gods play games with the lives of men. But what games, and why, and the identities of the actual pawns, and what game is, and what rules are-who knows?
Best not to speculate.
Thunder rolled…
It rolled a six.”
Terrett Pratchy


1[It's the first littlesamurai footnote. Hi ya lil feller.] On giving the middle paragraph a second read, it’s not really about christmas. It’s rather about the coldness of weather, about good food and cosyness. But why is this a christmas post then? It isn’t! It was only the trick top cat that lured you into belief this was a christmas post. And my little introduction. See how easy it is to deceive people? Make use of this knowledge. Protect youself against being deceived. And against washing machines.

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