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Posts Tagged ‘japan’

Pippi Långstrump dubwise

January 8th, 2010 by flinz

This goes out to all of my friend who hate original versions of korean movies and prefer german dubs (how could they).

Pippi Långstrump intro in japanese [her name should be pronounced as "naga kutsu shita no pippi"]

Pippi Långstrump episode in korean

So there you have it.

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asia, japan, korea, tv

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Muscle March (Wii): Gheys Anatomy

December 22nd, 2009 by flinz

Just shortly before christmas I stumble upon another reason to love japanese creativity. Muscle March for Wii is one of the many games in that genre where you, 5 other nearly naked bodybuilders and a panda run through as many walls of Tokyo as you can, without being knocked out by one. Sounds familiar?

It does sound awesome and ghey? And at only 8 bucks it’s a perfect present for your loved one not.

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japan, nintendo, xmas

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Hoden bringen Glück / Tanuki haben die dicksten

June 24th, 2009 by flinz

Genug des prüden Daseins! Vorbei die Zeiten in denen das FBI dich verfolgt, wenn du deine Frau mit vorgehaltener Pistole zum Pornostar werden lässt.

[...] eine der ganz großen Operationen des FBI in den Siebzigern war gegen einen Film gerichtet: “Deep Throat”, von Gerard Damiano mit Linda Lovelace, einer der legendenumwobenen Kultpornos der amerikanischen Filmgeschichte. [...] Sie sei von ihrem ersten Ehemann Chuck Traynor mit vorgehaltener Pistole zum Pornoakt gezwungen worden.
Artikel der Süddeutschen Zeitung vom 24.6.09

“Schatz, wir werden berühmt!” “Och ich weiß nicht” “Schaaatz, wir werden BERÜHMT!” usw… Na da wir das jetzt hinter uns haben darf ich getrost mal was für uns Westler pornographisches verbreiten, auch wenn aus Japan kommt und dort ganz und garnichts mit Pornographie zu tun hat. Die Japaner mit ihrem ungewöhnlich freien Zugang zur menschlichen Anatomie sind uns schon um Jahrhunderte voraus und so kommt es, dass folgendes recht schon seit langem zur japanischen Volkskultur gehört:

tanuki-fishingTanuki (= ‘Marderhunde’). Diese Fabeltiere haben wahnsinnig große Scrota = Hoden(-säcke) verpasst bekommen. Und diese Hoden bringen Glück. Tja, liebe Ahnen, das lässt unsere Abendlandkulturlandschaft ganz schön alt und prüde aussehen. Genauer wird dieser liebenswerte Zeitgenosse auf obakemono.com charakterisiert:

[...] wearing a large straw hat and carrying a bottle of sake, and most unabashedly propped on top of his own enormous, dragging scrotum. [...] It seems to have a hedonistic bent, constantly on the prowl for saké, food, and women [...]
By blowing air and pulling, the male raccoon dog can stretch his scrotum into a vast sheet [...] he may use them as a raincoat or a blanket, a boat or a blunt weapon [...] he may even traipse through a landscape made up entirely of hairy, wrinkled scrotal skin. [...] It is worth noting the raccoon dog’s testicles are a motif unrelated to sexuality or fertility, and instead are merely a symbol of good luck and an element of silly, earthy, risqué humor.

kuniyoshi_tanuki_141In der japanischen Kunst wird das natürlich auch festgehalten, so u.a. von Utagawa Kuniyoshi (unbedingt ansehen! um 1842) oder Tsukioka Yoshitoshi

Fragt jetzt noch jemand nach Gründen um die japanische Kultur besser kennen zu lernen? Dachte ich mir.
Hier noch ein sehr gut geschriebener Artikel bei denkbert.de zu den Tanuki.

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animals, art, japan, sex

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Super Saiyan Sickness

February 22nd, 2002 by flinz

Ha, bow down to my powers, I will destroy you, I will surely coff at you until you die! Ka Me Ha Me *Coff* Ha!

You thought you knew me, thought you had everything in mind I could come up with, but you certainly didn’t expect this.. During the last week I spent a lot of time watching the local TV network’s daily series, since I had a bad case of the allmighty influenza, the “stab-yo-back” kind of..
Well, and what does Super Saiyan Alex come to watch? Dragonball of course! Ha! Ha! Didn’t expect that did you? Of course, before this week, I sort of had a glimpse at it once in a while, but all I saw was strange characters talking about destroying each other and acting pretty stupid.

But after following the Cell Saga for some while (thats Dragonball Z of course), I completely changed my mind..I always liked animes, with Ninja Scroll being my favorite up to date, but never thought about any TV series competing to the animes. But boy, does Dragonball Z compete (with a big Ka Me Ha Me HA HA HA). Dragonball Z is the Dragonball series with most of the actors actually grown up – in contrast to normal Dragonball, where most of ‘em are still kiddies (it’s very entertaining too thou). But in the Z series, things really get along real good – all I saw until now was people beating each other up with great finesse, superhuman speed, flying around, firing special Ki attacks at each other, and, hold on to your Dragonballs all you kiddies out there, KILLING each other – yes they actually DIE in Dragonball Z – how goddamn lovely is that? Thats like your favorite brutal anime – on a daily, regular basis!Don’t get scared off by the score (which really succeeds in creating an enormous tension – with you sweating by every part of a second hoping that it’ll be over soon), and enjoy a fully grown up, fantasy and action packed, violent daily anime – just great. What a great way to distract you from school work.

And do keep that smile on your face, sort of reminds me of Vegita (watch it if you wanna know what I mean). For some basic info on the Dragonball universe, visit this Dragonball source or the the official site (some good character infos here). Also, if you’re in Germany (as I am), visit the RTL2 Dragonball section for info on upcoming episodes.

Now finally, go out there and declare me totally demented and childish. But it’s fucking fun. Can’t help it.

SCHNAPPSZAHL!

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japan, tv

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