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	<description>- Hoch damit und raus mit ihnen!</description>
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		<title>Dutch SM is the best SM</title>
		<link>http://faild.de/2013/05/dutch-sm-is-the-best-sm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 08:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flinz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This makes me want to go to a sex convention somehow. And it made me laugh. A lot.</p>
<p>For the guys: superhot girl at 0:42 (no, at 2:33, or was it 0:31).</p>
<p></p>
<p><em>Warning: might contain a huge silicone decollté,</em>&#8230; <a href="http://faild.de/2013/05/dutch-sm-is-the-best-sm/" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This makes me want to go to a sex convention somehow. And it made me laugh. A lot.</p>
<p>For the guys: superhot girl at 0:42 (no, at 2:33, or was it 0:31).</p>
<p><iframe width="430" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/derLdVZPPl4?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p><em>Warning: might contain a huge silicone decollté, but no real nudity</em></p>
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		<title>Cerrone&#8217;s Supernature</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 13:41:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flinz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Enjoying Daft Punk recently? Remember, that next to Giorgio M there was also this freaky drummer with the nice moustache from le france?</p>
<p><strong>Right, Cerrone!</strong> What you doin Cerrone? Nothing, just drumming in the desert, cause he&#8217;s cool like that.</p>
<p>&#8230; <a href="http://faild.de/2013/05/cerrones-supernature/" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enjoying Daft Punk recently? Remember, that next to Giorgio M there was also this freaky drummer with the nice moustache from le france?</p>
<p><strong>Right, Cerrone!</strong> What you doin Cerrone? Nothing, just drumming in the desert, cause he&#8217;s cool like that.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/5373851" width="430" height="330" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe></p>
<p>Edit: Seems I completely forgot about Bob Sinclair&#8217;s retake of this. <a href="http://www.discogs.com/Cerrone-By-Bob-Sinclar-Cerrone-By-Bob-Sinclar/release/114355">Check out the full album</a>, it&#8217;s full of D I S C O  G O L D.</p>
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		<title>Fett Punk / Faad Punk? Lucky!</title>
		<link>http://faild.de/2013/05/get-luckay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 14:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flinz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://faild.de/?p=2336</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Und während Random Access Memories die Menschen in Nostalgiker und Enttäuschte spaltet, beweist ein weiteres (und sehr geniales) Cover von <strong>Get Lucky, </strong>dass Daft Punk allein damit einen wahren Geniestreich des Popsongschreibens geleistet haben.</p>
<p>Meine Damen und Herren: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stepkids">die Stepkids</a> (Stones&#8230; <a href="http://faild.de/2013/05/get-luckay/" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Und während Random Access Memories die Menschen in Nostalgiker und Enttäuschte spaltet, beweist ein weiteres (und sehr geniales) Cover von <strong>Get Lucky, </strong>dass Daft Punk allein damit einen wahren Geniestreich des Popsongschreibens geleistet haben.</p>
<p>Meine Damen und Herren: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stepkids">die Stepkids</a> (Stones Throw) *applaus*</p>
<p><iframe width="430" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C77Kah07y7M?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Wieso ist eigentlich mein Gin Tonic schon wieder leer?</p>
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		<title>IE: faild.</title>
		<link>http://faild.de/2013/05/ie-faild/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 08:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flinz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I for my part haven&#8217;t been following browser market shares all too closely. However, no one I personally know (coworkers, friends, family) uses IE. And to no surprise, IE has actually LOST its position as market leader mid of last&#8230; <a href="http://faild.de/2013/05/ie-faild/" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I for my part haven&#8217;t been following browser market shares all too closely. However, no one I personally know (coworkers, friends, family) uses IE. And to no surprise, IE has actually LOST its position as market leader mid of last year!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2333" title="chart_1 (2)" src="http://faild.de/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/chart_1-2-430x302.png" alt="" width="430" height="302" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Man, that&#8217;s quite a drop from around 68% down to 28% (data from <a href="http://gs.statcounter.com/">statscounter</a>). Another source (<a href="http://www.w3counter.com/trends">http://www.w3counter.com/trends</a>) reports a drop down to 23%. Seems these markets are sluggish, but once they gain momentum, you can hardly stop a downfall. Im thrilled to see what happens to facebook during the next years.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>Edit: </em>IE+Chrome is roughly conserved. The belly could stem from users migrating IE-&gt;FF-&gt;Chrome. Jan, please calculate the correlations.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Barbed gloves forever.</title>
		<link>http://faild.de/2013/05/barbied-gloves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flinz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>These gloves designed by <a href="http://store.srulirecht.com/">Sruli Recht</a> are a good analogy for marriages. You make a commitment, and stick with it. Breaking out of them means a lot of pain and destruction. If you&#8217;re in bad luck they will take&#8230; <a href="http://faild.de/2013/05/barbied-gloves/" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These gloves designed by <a href="http://store.srulirecht.com/">Sruli Recht</a> are a good analogy for marriages. You make a commitment, and stick with it. Breaking out of them means a lot of pain and destruction. If you&#8217;re in bad luck they will take half of yours (the skin) with them.</p>
<p>TL;DR: Gloves with barbs on the inside. Will have to last you forever.</p>
<p><a href="http://store.srulirecht.com/products/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341">http://store.srulirecht.com/products/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341</a></p>
<p>Are you a torture device or fashion? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p16J29PZP1k">DECIDE</a>!</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2320" title="37237224" src="http://faild.de/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/37237224.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="250" /></p>
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		<title>Omelette, dawg!</title>
		<link>http://faild.de/2013/05/omelette-dawg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 08:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flinz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Feeling worked up? Let&#8217;s put a smile on that face!</p>
<p>This is how my mother must have felt during my time in high school.</p>
<p></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Feeling worked up? Let&#8217;s put a smile on that face!</p>
<p>This is how my mother must have felt during my time in high school.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65107797" width="430" height="242" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe></p>
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		<title>Warp 4, engage?</title>
		<link>http://faild.de/2013/04/warp-4-engage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flinz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is a pretty nice writeup on the recent discovery of a possible faster than light drive, based on (nerdboner, engage): warp technology. Ah, the wonders that future holds in stake for us.</p>
<p><a href="http://io9.com/5963263/how-nasa-will-build-its-very-first-warp-drive">http://io9.com/5963263/how-nasa-will-build-its-very-first-warp-drive</a></p>
<p>With this, and <a href="https://vimeo.com/64769947">virtual reality</a>&#8230; <a href="http://faild.de/2013/04/warp-4-engage/" class="read_more">Read the rest</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a pretty nice writeup on the recent discovery of a possible faster than light drive, based on (nerdboner, engage): warp technology. Ah, the wonders that future holds in stake for us.</p>
<p><a href="http://io9.com/5963263/how-nasa-will-build-its-very-first-warp-drive">http://io9.com/5963263/how-nasa-will-build-its-very-first-warp-drive</a></p>
<p>With this, and <a href="https://vimeo.com/64769947">virtual reality porn</a> (below), what&#8217;s left for us to achieve as a people?</p>
<p><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/64769947" width="430" height="242" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe></p>
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		<title>Japanese men post</title>
		<link>http://faild.de/2013/04/japanese-men-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flinz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Men? Meeeeeen! Cause we&#8217;re all about our noodles, ain&#8217;t we?</p>
<p></p>
<p>Japanese superheroes are obviously superior. Can we please go and watch this movie?</p>
<p></p>
<p>&#160;</p>
<p>&#160;</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Men? Meeeeeen! Cause we&#8217;re all about our noodles, ain&#8217;t we?</p>
<p><iframe width="430" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Hjfcugi0wJc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Japanese superheroes are obviously superior. Can we please go and watch this movie?</p>
<p><iframe width="430" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O1Ek7LQ9wWA?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Ca Phe, ça fais</title>
		<link>http://faild.de/2012/11/2172/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 15:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flinz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Strong and sweet.<br />
Broth Dark and Light.<br />
Broth Brown and Round.<br />
Milk the beans, Drip. Drip.</p>
<p></p>
<p>&#160;</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Strong and sweet.<br />
Broth Dark and Light.<br />
Broth Brown and Round.<br />
Milk the beans, Drip. Drip.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2170" title="Vietnamese Coffee" src="http://faild.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/20121105-160851-430x430.jpg" alt="" width="430" height="430" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Funky Star Wars</title>
		<link>http://faild.de/2012/02/funky-star-wars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flinz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Funky <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">SITH</span> SHIT.</strong> All the Mos Eisley cantina greatest hits on one compilation!</p>
<p></p>
<p>Done by the people over at <a href="http://headnodic.blogspot.com/2012/01/funky-star-wars.html">headnodic.blogspot.com</a>, you better get it before the dark side gets you. Download at <a href="http://www.divshare.com/direct/16690872-dd7.zip">http://www.divshare.com/direct/16690872-dd7.zip</a>.</p>
<p></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Funky <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">SITH</span> SHIT.</strong> All the Mos Eisley cantina greatest hits on one compilation!</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2146" title="cantina2" src="http://faild.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cantina2.jpg" alt="" width="365" height="225" /></p>
<p>Done by the people over at <a href="http://headnodic.blogspot.com/2012/01/funky-star-wars.html">headnodic.blogspot.com</a>, you better get it before the dark side gets you. Download at <a href="http://www.divshare.com/direct/16690872-dd7.zip">http://www.divshare.com/direct/16690872-dd7.zip</a>.</p>
<p><iframe width="430" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N4GZSZiAyyE?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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