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Fa. J.Scheffel Umzüge GmbH für 3 Jahre geschlossen !!!!!

March 6th, 2009 by jenseman

…ausser es ist mein eigener Umzug. Aber ansonsten werde ich die nächsten Anfragen wie z.B. “hey jens, hättest du morgen zeit nen endgeilen schrank mit arschmadig schweren dreckseinzelteilen hochzutragen ?” freudig ablehnen und mir denken: gut gamacht,jens !
Es sei denn jemand hatt Lust mir einen Tagessatz von 300 € (ich meine das ernst!) zu zahlen…da wär ich dann nicht abgeneigt.
Irgendwie hat sich jetzt nämlich ein innerer HASS gegen Umzugskisten, Holzplatten und anderen schwere Gegenstände aufgebaut, und ich fange an mir während dem Tragen zu denken: “wozu brauchst du den ganzen scheiss hier eigentlich, die hälfte davon is doch müll !?! ach ja, sind ja garnicht meine sachen…scheisse. Deswegen…am besten garnicht erst fragen!!!

Peace!

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Problem solved!

December 27th, 2008 by jenseman

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Windows Vista is the worst thing that could happen to the world!!!

December 4th, 2008 by jenseman

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hallo!

nachdem dem vista sowieso nicht rund lief, immer langsamer wurde, den wlan schalter nicht mehr erkannte und
jetzt endgueltig abgestuerzt ist…ist das erste was ich Zuhause machen werde: Ich installiere Windows xp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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das erste was jetzt erscheint, wenn ich meinen computer anschalte ist, dass ich bitte die Installationddisc einlegen soll und auf repair windows vista gehen soll…..arrrrrgh!!!!!!
Die DVD habe ich natuerlich nicht dabei bzw. ich weiss garnicht ob vista auf dvd bei dem rechner dabei war……..arrrrrrgh!
Vista ist der groesste duennschiss der je aus dem hirn von bill gates und seinen mitarbeitern rausgeflossen ist. Die Haelfte der software funktioniert nicht richtig….mein bildschirm flackert nach ner zeit…so als ob vista versucht die helligkeit anzupassen.
und warum soll naechstes jahr wohl windows 7 rauskommen….weil viele bei dem wort vista spontan anfangen wuerden zu kotzen.
kaspery antivirus hat dazu einiges an spyware gefunden, was auf dem rechner schon vorinstalliert war.
hoffentlich sind auf den dvds zuhause die treiber alle drauf…
wahnsinn!!!
ich hasse vista von ganzem herzem!
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Poznan…and the polish way of working

November 28th, 2008 by jenseman

dobre!
so…zeit für den ersten reisebericht! der flug hierher war eigentlich ganz in ordnung, bis auf die extemen luftlöcher am ende…
die arbeit hier an der messe in poznan is eigentlich ganz relaxed, ausser dass ab und zu was von der decke fällt (fest installierte lampen, stahlbolzen,…). das liegt daran, dass hier irgendwie nix gesafet is…die kennen des hier wohl nicht…dadurch fängt man an mit dem kopf nach oben durch die gegend zu laufen, und stolpert dann meistens über irgendwelche türschwellen etc.
My car and music instrument“the polish way of working” ist auf jeden fall sehr lustig…als das polnische fernsehen hier mit seinen übertragungswagen ankam und bemerkte, dass es wohl sehr lange kabelwege sind um in einen bestimmten raum zu kommen, haben die dann einfach den kurzen weg gewählt, eine fensterscheibe eingeschlagen, das restliche glas abgeklebt, und schon waren sie drin im raum…
das essen was wir hier an der messe bekommen ist größtenteils scheisse,aber es füllt den magen. da haben die polen auf jedenfall noch nachholungsbedarf. andererseits ist das vielleicht der grund warum hier die frauen sehr schlank sind…die essen wohl nicht nicht so viel. und verdammt hübsch sind sie auch. wow…sehr viele hübsche frauen hier, ja.
die unterkunft in der ich mit 3 anderen untergebracht bin ist ein haus mit wohnzimmer küche und 4 schlafzimmern. wir haben da kein internet, kein kabelfernsehen…garnix. dafür kommt aber jeden morgen die vermieterin vorbei und macht frühstück für uns. des is ganz cool. wir haben angefangen skat zu spielen, was ein ziemlich kompliziertes spiel ist…es wird aber immer interressanter je öfter man es spielt. jeder unserer nachbarn hat mindestens 1 hund, und diese hunde sind die TOTALEN wachhunde und schlafen auch draussen. das heisst, wenn man zum rauchen rausgeht, dann wird man erst mal von allen seiten angebellt. sehr angenehm.
ich frag mich eh was das mit den wachhunden hier soll…die polen trauen sich wohl untereinander nicht so wirklich.
zum thema “sachen verlieren und bestohlen werden”: ich habe am ersten tag gleich mal mein handy im taxi verloren. zum 2. mal
jetzt schon…das erste mal war in barcelona. 10 min später hab ichs bemerkt, aber da war es dann schon ausgeschalten, und beim taxi-unternehmen ist natürlich keins aufgetaucht…3 leuten wurde hier schon ein leatherman geklaut. meiner wäre auch fast weggewesen, aber ich habe gerade noch den gesehen der ihn vom boden aufgehoben und in seine tasche hat wandern lassen, worauf es erst mal derbe anschiss gegenüber dem typen gab. eigentlich hätte ich ihm eine reinhauen sollen. naja…beim nächsten mal.
weggehen kann man hier anscheinend ganz gut. also es gibt techno, d’n'b, und hip hop clubs hier. wie waren am 2. tag auf so ner jazzy-house-hip hop party in einem hochhaus im 10. Stock. eintritt kostet umgerechnet so 3 euro, das bier (0,5 l standart) 1,50 euro. der club war echt geil…des war auf zwei etagen aufgeteilt, in der unteren etage war die tanzfläche und der dj, in der oberen etage war noch ne bar und überall riesiege ledercouchen. irgendwann so gegen 1 ging da unten dann auf einmal ein breakdance-battle los, und was die da gemacht haben war echt krass. hohes niveau auf jeden fall. ich muss hier auf jeden fall nochmal weggehen.
und wer kommt hierher zur uno klimakonferenz? jetzt passt auf: der gouvernator himself aka “i’ll be back” arnold schwarzenegger!!!!!
den muss ich mir anschauen!
bis bald!!

jens

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Do I love or hate Phnom Penh?

July 28th, 2008 by naabster

Hai guys,

After Siem Reap, I went to Phnom Penh. I heard much about this city and was really eager to see it. After spending a few days here, I am not sure if I love ( + ) or if I hate ( – ) this city.

( – ) TukTuk Drivers: hundreds, no thousands, the most annoying ones I ever met.

( + ) The guy from my guesthouse. He just opend a few months ago and is currently building his restaurant. He was a blast. Took us (3 US guys and me) around in his car, to karaoke and beer, cooked an ate dinner with us… Props, Ruti!

( – ) Hookers. At least as many as TukTuk Drivers. And in low season not enough (male) tourists around.

( — ) Western expats. Mostly in close connection to the hookers. It is just disgusting.

( + ) Nightlife (except hookers). Great bars, clubs and restaurants.

( + ) History and Culture. With the Killing Fields and the former S-21 Prison (now a genocide museum) Phnom Penh is a must, if you want to know more about the Khmer Rouge and their brutality. The S-21 Prison is comparable to a visit to the Nazi Concentration Camps Dachau or Auschwitz. It is really a sad and disturbing place. A place, where a primary school was turned into a prison, where the inmates were tortured and raped before they were driven to the nearby Killing Fields and beaten to death to safe ammunition..

( + ) The city itself. Not as smelly and dirty as expected, great french houses in some parts, little alleys, wooden houses on the lake, lots of construction going on.

( – ) Various tourist attractions like Shooting a M-60 machine gun. I have to admit that I also went to one of those shooting ranges. I didnt shoot, but the guys I chartered the TukTuk that day wanted to.. You can pick a weapon (submachine guns up to an M60) and shout some rounds. I never heared gunfire before. It is really really loud. You can even pick a chicken from a cage and shoot that. I also heard that you can shoot a cow with a rocket launcher for a 1000 bucks. And I believe it.

Well, I could go on… in the end I was happy, in a way, to get out. And still there were some great moments.

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Right now, I am back in Thailand. I flew from Phnom Penh to Bangkok, took a bus to Chiang Mai and continued directly to Pai… More about that soon!

xoxo,
leMikeh

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Two words about Siem Reap

July 28th, 2008 by naabster

Ok, there are the temples of course. But what else is there in Siem Reap?

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Well, it is mainly the temples, to be honest. The city of Siem Reap is very touristy and I wouldnt say it is a very cambodian town. Lots of hotels, guesthouses, (western) restaurants and bars. But I spend a day walking and driving through this small town and I there are some places here that are really worth a visit: the market, the “ghettos” around the river, the Wats with their attached schools, the Artisans Workshop and side-alleys..

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xoxo,
MikeTheReaper

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Cambodia – more than just Angkor Wat

July 28th, 2008 by naabster

Hey folks.

Its been a long time, I sat down and wrote a few lines.. and much has happend for sure!
The ruins of Angkor Wat are really a must see if you are in this area, but Cambodia is much more.

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I was at the ruins for four days. two sunrises and two sunsets – really stunning, special moments. I was driving trough the temple area every day, passing rice paddies and people working there.. So I developed more interest for the daily life of the poor, common people in the villages of Cambodia.

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There is a place in Siem Reap which offers responsible tourism: their guided tours help Cambodian people directly. Their culture and way of life is not exploited for money like it is happening with many trekking tours to hill tribes in nothern Thailand. The money earned with these tours helps building wells, bying food and securing education. After seeing most of my dollars I spent in Cambodia wandering in the pockets of some rich westerner, I decided to go on one of these tours – despite the fact that I normally dont like guided, pre-arranged tourist tours.

I did a tour where we (2 girls from London and me) lived for a day with a local family and helped them do their daily work. I must say, that was really an experience.
We had a really good Khmer guide who told us a lot of stuff about life in the villages in Cambodia: hard work, strict social and family rules, poverty and hunger, the constant threat of land mines in remoter areas..

The family we worked with on this day (a women and her four childs, the father is a construction worker and gone all day) was building a little kitchen hut besides their one-room-living hut. The framework already stood, so we helped weaving the banana-leaf roof. At first we didnt really well, I think. But nevertheless we were the great attraction for the kids around. They couldnt stop laughing at us – we who are to stupid to even make some simple banana leaf roofs :)

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After a couple of hours of “hard” work (I think if we were on a rice field this day, it would have been much worse), we began to prepare lunch. We bought the food from this family: rice, a chicken, vegetables and started to cook under the instructions of our guide. The chicken had to be killed and chopped into pices for the chicken soup, vegetables had be cut.. in the meantime the kids were sent out to collect a handfull of red ants. We cooked a Khmer delicacy this day: fermented fish with chillies and red ants.you just chopp everything up really small – I did the ants and felt like a mass-murderer :) – put it in a banana leaf and over the fire for some time..

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The best thing about this cooking experience: we bought the food of the family and cooked it for them. Of course we tried a little bit ourself, but it was way more rewarding to see the family sitting in silent and enjoying a propper meal. The ants were pretty tasty by the way. Sour and salty. We had some prepared sandwiches andfruits and brownies, but none of us eat much, instead we gave it to the kids, too.

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After lunch we spent some time sitting in the hut and our guide told us a bit more about Cambodia and its recent history. Of course I read about the Pol Pot regime and the brutality of the Khmer Rouge, but hearing it first hand from a person being involved in this shit is something different. His father was killed, bludgeoned to death with a stick when he was four, but even after the brutality of the 3 years, 8 month and 21 days, the Khmer Rouge ruled Cambodia and killed nearly 2 million of their own people, there was no end. Civil war continued until 1993, since then corruption has replaced the killing. And in the west, nobody cares. Cambodia is just another poor country, no oil, no valuable resources..

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All in all, I was really glad I did this day. And I think that everybody visiting Cambodia should take the time to reflect on the recent history and not only go there because of the ancient ruins of Angkor Wat, the booze (and sadly very often the women, too).

more pics here.

xoxo,
MikeFarmer

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Cambodia: incredible Angkor Wat

July 15th, 2008 by naabster

Wow. Just wow!

I left Koh Tao because I had some trouble with my ears and couldnt dive for a few days.. Got back to Bangkok and then by Bus to the border to Cambodia, crossed it by foot (what a chaos) and by taxi to Siem Reap – Angkor Wat.
Cambodia is really nice so far. Well, everybody wants money from you and/or tries to scam you, even the smallest kids, but you get used to it.

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Angkor Wat is probably with Machu Picchu the greatest man-made thing I’ve ever seen. It is just incredible.

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I already spent two days there, including a sunset and a sunrise today – and took already about 400 pics.. I picked just a few to show you here..

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It is really hot. I mean really. And soo humid. During the day you are sweating every single minute. But it is worth the effort. I also gave up my plan to get a bike and cycle around. Instead I have my own TukTuk driver who drives me everywhere I want the whole day. And only for 15$ a day. Cambodia is not really cheap. It is so poor, but so expensive. While everything at the temples usually costs one dollar (postcards, statues, flutes and other crap), food and water, transportation and accommodation is really expensive (Dont forget the 60$ seven-day-entrance fee for Angkor Wat).

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I’ll spend the next few days walking around this area for sure! It is the biggest religious monument/area on the world. Every few meters, you basically stumble over a new temple – and other tourists. Man it is fu**** crowded here.

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So, I’ll get a beer, you’ll get some pics. Have a look and tell me you are jealous :)

xoxo,
Khmike

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Leaving Koh Phan Gan to go underwater

July 15th, 2008 by naabster

Hey guys,

it took me a while to get the time and a decent internet place to get up some more pics.. Also I will tell you what has happened the last few weeks!
For the whole gallery: here you go! (new pics at the end)

Finally I left wonderful Koh Phan Gan, but not without spending a more or less fun night at Haad Rin drinking. We tried to walk through the jungle to get some money out of the ATM, but because of the new built dirt road, nobody uses the jungle trail anymore. After 2 hours getting lost in the jungle (we had to make our way with sticks.. lots of ants, spiders etc.) and no more energy to walk 2,5 hours on the road we got a taxi boat. Lol.
At Haad Rin, some guys had trouble getting money (he didnt call his parent, who manage his account, so they decided to report him missing at Interpol. Wtf? The poor lad had to talk to some Interpol officer on the phone – hey Mom, I am still ok!)

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So it was already late and we stayed for a few drinks, the fire show and.. yeah, a few buckets. Jono got really drunk and so we came back to our beach at sunrise. Well, it was fun, I guess.

Two days later I got on a boat to Koh Toa. Scuba Diving!

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The Dive Shop Alex and I went with two years ago still exists, but all divemasters changed shop due to some internal management problems. I got this Info the first night on Koh Tao talking to a divemaster trainee, I met along with Rupert & V from Koh Pha Ngan. We had a great night, hehe…

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So I went with the new shop, Siam Divers in Sairee Beach. I did an advanced course and some more fun dives – it was really amazing. So much to see and to do underwater. Also diving (and drinking) along: 4 scottish guys – we and divemaster-to-be Sheldon had a real fun time at Lotus Bar & Co :)

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Koh Tao is also a really beautiful – and really small – island. I never thought I could spent so much time here..
xoxo,
ScubaMike

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more pictures from Koh Pha Ngan

July 1st, 2008 by naabster

Hey guys,

I am still on this beautiful island – well, what can I do? The food is so good, people are nice, they have super shakes :)
But I think about leaving to Koh Tao in the next days.. I want to dive, and Cambodia and Northern Thailand is also waiting for me. These first weeks are gone so quickly.

I managed to get a few more pics online. The thumbnails are a bit off center, tho. Be sure to check out the full sized ones. More written stuff when the internets are cheaaper!

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